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AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Kspace

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


WHO'S AWESOME? - You're awesome!!


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TL

CANADA - January 28, 2010, 1:33 am
thats a sweet poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 28, 2010, 1:23 am
Okay, this oldie but goodie needs votes by newbies. It's one of the best posters ever! just sayin'.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:08 pm
Congratulations Elwood! You have just won the internetz.
Elwood - December 6, 2008, 12:21 pm
I believe that the dog breed is a BEAGLE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:54 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
NY888 - October 4, 2008, 6:30 pm
She is Sarah Palin.
dz - September 9, 2008, 12:35 am
This pic is a favorite of mine! The dog is too cute, what is it?


HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...


TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by BlackNapalm

Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.


Potential -




HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being shot by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony analogy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


Stupid Is As Stupid Does -


TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
DAmn! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by FacelessSailor

Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


Murphy's Law -




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: the light at the end of a tunnel pessimism murphys law pzy
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - November 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
Lol i did something similiar, but this one is beautiful :'D
angelous - October 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
nice stuff


WHO'S AWESOME - You Are, Champ You Are


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:07 pm
It's AMSOME on this site bud


awesome cat -


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Xearo



EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




JEEPS - Because those curbs at the mall can be a bitch!




SON... - I AM PROUD!


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kevinek30

Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just Shit, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Agreed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




YO DAWG - We heard you like pi, so we put pi on yo pie so you can eat while you formulate ratios


TAGS: xzibiti yo dawg pi pie car
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Steeldragon493

lunhcmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:07 pm
Damnit, *knew*
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:03 pm
Never new math tasted so good.
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 8:56 am
Love the picture of the pi-pie, love the word play - 5 lions 4 u.
Signe - March 12, 2009, 6:41 am
win


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm

Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


I CAST... - Sleep Spell!


TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm

lolz
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am
5L
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm
LOL!
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Retserrof

rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door naked with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


HARLEY QUINN - Making Insanity Sexy Since 1992




A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by motinet

test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:07 pm
test
Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homosexuality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-sex relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm

lolz


HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




PROTEST FAIL -


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by semaj

kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.


DOLPHIN RAPE - It's not the PENETRATION, its the SUBMERSION!!....and the shame.


TAGS: dophin seaworld
Rating: 1.55/5

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440wakeup - April 28, 2011, 12:25 am
dumb
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:07 am
Agreed, learn to take a joke. (or make one, at least)
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:51 pm
I see. So lethal sea mammal rape is funny, but a mildly disdainful comment on your lethal sea mammal rape poster is a crime against humanity.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:16 pm
I did the poster back one that trainer at sea world was drowned by an amorouse killer-whale, during a full packed performance. I was topical.
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 11:14 pm
I am one in the same, the site went down and wouldn't accept my password. Dying to find out what DJINNYF stands for is it DJ inny or JINI (genie) or a typo?
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 9:23 am
Wow, seriously.... you all had bad ham for easter!!! but i agree, you shouldnt insult someone who don't like your poster, it's part of the game!! If you didn't want to get this on the wrong day... check it the next one! xx
rerun - April 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

man, why does the Jewish guy g=have to be the hyper-sensitive cross dresser? Not all of us are that sensitive.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ooooh good point. But also about the pinkie thing too. I myself have been a little lazy there lately.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 8:36 pm
Or does it mean that 440 got upset for having his attention drawn to this poster. That kinda thing happens if you drink beer from a can without extending the pinky finger ya know...
Sean - April 24, 2011, 8:05 pm
So does this mean that yeodawg had just outed himself as an unattractive hyper-sensitive cross- dressing Jewish dude?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:36 pm
And more importantly, isn't killjoy one word? *snickers*.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 6:18 pm
What the hell are you talking about? Is this your poster?, Is it related to Easter at all? Explain why you just insulted a noob for no reason.
440wakeup - April 24, 2011, 6:13 pm
And happy easter to you TOO kill-joy, I can't even enjoy a lovely holiday with my family w/o some ahole letting me have it? This comment could've waited until after PASS-OVER you SOB.
BanFhiosaiche - April 24, 2011, 12:28 pm
DUMB!


CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
The continental..


WEDDING INVITATION -




Dust -




AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.55/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm
73710, basically the same as the original.


WINNER!!! - Not My Job Award


TAGS: job award winner
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by inFAM1S

Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 12:55 am

well done


CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




International Women's Day 3/18/16 -




PREROGATIVE -


TAGS: dad daughter get off lawn
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Sadly for me, I have a few years to wait but I can use that time to improve my aim :)
Airman - July 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
my daughters 21 now.. I may have made it through the storm. There was one guy 4 years ago that left in a huff from my house, and Never came back. My bad
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:15 pm
This has been a PSA from Dads Against Daughters Dating (DADD)
mariand - July 29, 2011, 2:18 pm
Thanks V...in the offing, I should prepare myself...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 6:00 am
Thanks Forseti
forseti - July 29, 2011, 5:03 am
Same with noobs... And talking about noobs: If you're one, have a look at this to learn how to motifake. 5 bullets, V!
Tarapin - July 29, 2011, 3:50 am
Good idea...welcome them with firearms instead.


ABSENCE -


TAGS: away alone breath
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

jonny5 - November 2, 2012, 7:19 am
Hey! Looks like one house on the Jersey shore survived Hurricane Sandy
spacedog - August 18, 2012, 7:21 pm
Really like this Sho. 5L


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...


TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that shit, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa sexy yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

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MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


AMERICAN MUSCLE - Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill.


TAGS: awesome chevelle
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by aintright

twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
My brother had a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 with a 402 big block and a racing transmission. When you double-punched the gas you could actually see the gas needle move! It was unbeaten in the quarter and could pass anything but a gas station!
Airman - September 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
I still want one of these
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:36 am

5l nice. chevelle malibu ss?


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Kerry

Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm
having support pole in hid ass cant help


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of shite get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick ass movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw


TAGS: christian bible life shaw believe
Rating: 4.09/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


CHESS -


TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

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ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT - clap your Hands! ... Oh, right.


TAGS: oh my gawd jesus i m sorry pwned
Rating: 3.39/5

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GrimFilth - January 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
save energy, turn of that light!
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:41 am
Christian and still found this hilarious. Course, that joke is about as old as Christ.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ok... 4.4 lions and 5 votes, 3.83 and 6... Someone gave me just 1 Lion!!! Damn, if THAT makes you feel insecure about your religion, go to the next emo corner and cry about it!


DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!




USA POLICE - how they enforce the law


TAGS: law
Rating: 3.06/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:19 pm
I didn't think USA police still got close enough to unarmed civilians or unthreatening dogs to use any muscles in recent years. Self-defense by preemptive shootings.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:30 am
Village People tryouts?
Derek - May 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Mostly via muscle. Clever :})
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 9:15 am
Don't kill me. :S I approved this one for meeeeee!


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am
Chuck Norris Who ?


SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

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LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
genius
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
Lol thats great


DEMENTIA -


TAGS: crazy old men are awesome
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 8:38 am
The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


CRAB BATTLE! - Those claws could rip a tank apart!




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




GAS -


TAGS: rude awakenings humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 2:31 am
I think fart jokes are like any other jokes, there needs to be a build up, Many think that if they just say "fart" it'll be funny. Not true. This poster is a good example of an awesome fart joke.
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm

LOL
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:21 pm
Whoever said fart jokes are the lowest form of humor, has no sense of humor.


ROCK -




WALKING AWAY - I don't run away from you I walk slowly, and it kills me you don't care enough to stop me.


TAGS: love walks away
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:55 pm

unanimou5
5150monkeylove - September 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
5L all the way!
gas - September 11, 2011, 8:19 pm
me too, very nice
mariand - September 10, 2011, 10:40 am
I like thi5 one
spacedog - September 10, 2011, 12:33 am
I like it. Keep em' coming. 5L


BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!


TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


OH LAWD -


TAGS: kfc lawd chicken
Rating: 2.97/5
FatherTyme - May 5, 2011, 8:16 pm
@Bartimaeus...agreed. This person should be taken out back and beaten soundly with a large mackerel.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 11:58 pm
*stares* I'm sorry...what were we talking about? By the way, grilled chicken is sacrilege. 5/5
Informator - September 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
i too, am anti-racist, but i lol'd xD
Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
I'm a Meat-eating...veggies loving,anti-racist,dirty old man and I find it funny too
Signe - March 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Damn they have some funny things on 4chan... Of course I am a vegan anti-racist and all, but that is still funny!


Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.82/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.68/5

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Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am
5L's this has literally made my day. x


DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.84/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.58/5

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calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


U.S.S. ARIZONA - let us not forget those who gave everything for freedom against tyranny and oppression


TAGS: arizona peral harbor memorial hawaii
Rating: 4.46/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 8:20 pm
Yes the MEXICANS
Shottyz - December 8, 2010, 6:15 am
5 Salutes


3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


MASOCHISM - The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs.


TAGS: the withdrawal sucks
Rating: 4.44/5

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112345 - October 12, 2011, 6:50 pm
can isuck your tits
jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:07 am
Maybe its the Irish in me but yes, redheads are addicting!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 7:00 pm
Woof! There is nothing wrong with that woman.
AdmiralAckbar - August 23, 2010, 6:59 pm
give her some time
Kung-Fu Devil - August 23, 2010, 5:38 pm
She needs to eat a few burgers or something!


ATHEISM - I'll keep my Atheism to myself when you can get an abortion next to the open liquor store and the gay-friendly marriage license bureau in Utah on Sunday.


TAGS: law mormon atheist atheism utah
Rating: 3.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:36 pm
if we were all gay there would be no need for abortions.
EmilioDumphque - October 6, 2012, 1:18 pm
Right on wit yo' right on, BABY!


GREAT SCOTT! - 1.21 Gigawatts? 1.21 Gigawatts?


TAGS: 1 21 gigawatts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 16, 2008, 2:44 pm
that's just time you're seeing. the past being pixelated, and the future being in higher definition.
Dr. Emmett Brown - August 5, 2008, 1:53 pm
At 1.21 Gigawatts it appears that light becomes terminally pixelated...


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


NARWHALS -




POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


LONELY -


TAGS: lonely walk away whispered
Rating: 4.67/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:14 pm
so much that I have to make a new whole new life in which he / she is no more ]p


SAFETY FIRST! -


TAGS: winning darwin award with electricity in pool
Rating: 4.4/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:22 pm
LOL... that's really pretty much the same. i'm sorry for that. great minds think alike. but perhaps i saw #1075 when i was completely drunk and when i found this pic in the net i remember subconsciously?!? anyway, i like them both! ;)
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:10 pm
This isn't a job, it's an adventure!
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
I've asked you not to call me that at work. *blushes*
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Yes, dear.
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm
I remembered that one... but 64000 posters ago is hardly 'recently used' AND this was worded better.
agdaniele - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Tsk tsk, forseti... not original. It looks a lot like you're hinting at poster #1075 (yes, I've seen them all)
Derek - May 10, 2010, 7:44 pm
It's the Russian roulette club - the horseplay with guns is in the evening.


H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N - LOVING THE THINGS THAT GO "BUMP" IN THE NIGHT


TAGS: love hawt witches
Rating: 4.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - October 29, 2011, 5:59 pm
BUMP


I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - When you don't know whether to say sir, or ma'am.


TAGS: awkward
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - December 22, 2011, 7:13 pm
It's Pat
mariand - December 22, 2011, 4:15 pm
yeah, true...


LIGHTEN UP -


TAGS: if you re not having fun go away
Rating: 4.39/5

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spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:44 pm
WOOT! er...F#ck yeah!
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Can I get a "fuck yeah"! +5


MONDAY - is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.




YOU'RE A DUMBASS - The Old Man Says




CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

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Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.


TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Night
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
Damn. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were bestiality/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Night.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at porn on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
*Choke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being gay ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just gay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's gay, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the shit....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so cocky?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The assumption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.


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